They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
