It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
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