Dual....:-)
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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