What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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