i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
