Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
My ass is underappreciated
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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