doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
send nudes
from the living room?
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