Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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