That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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