the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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