Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
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Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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