Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
smell my finger.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
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For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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