Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Congratulations! We have a period
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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