hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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