I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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