Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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