Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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