Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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