Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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