At least make sure they are 18
Why
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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