You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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