That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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