i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.