i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
its like you know when i get waxed