meet me or not, i'm out of control
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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