I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
how does that bad decision feel?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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