..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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