on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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