i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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