Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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