super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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