Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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