Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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