Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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