I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
there is glitter all over my balls
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