Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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