piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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