My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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