just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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