oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
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My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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