why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
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Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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