we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
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i think my cat just said my name.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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