ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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