i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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