I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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