he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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