i don't plan on having that self control this summer
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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