I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
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I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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