You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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