mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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