well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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