id be glad to
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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